If you are looking for a seasonal booze-filled dessert that you can easily hide somewhere in the house (which will provide you with the much needed gelatin-strength it takes to deal with your family) might I suggest the Pumpkin Pie Jello Shot.
Filled with spiced rum, actual pumpkin pie and a crushed graham cracker topping, this shot glass full of Thanksgiving spirit will help you through the most difficult, judgmental questions your mother/aunt/sister-in-law/whomever can dish out.
The recipe (which can be found HERE) can serve 10 (so yes, you can include your non-asshole siblings/family members if you desire) but I suggest making a couple of batches just in case of emergencies…like getting dragged to Thanksgiving Day/Black Friday shopping against your will no matter how hard you try and convince your family that the “Door-buster Deals” aren’t worth the pain that the low-paid retail workers have to deal with.
Better yet, if you are at Target at some ungodly hour, pass out a few of these shots to the employees as a way of saying you’re sorry that they can’t be home in bed asleep.
It might make you and them feel better.