Tracy Morgan recently attempted to answer questions about the Shorty Awards and social media in 140-characters.
The results were typical Tracy Morgan, which means funny.
Morgan (@RealTracyMorgan) has also blessed the world wide web with the following tweets that all made me laugh:
- @khloekardashian is my biological daughter. I’m so proud of her. Daddy loves you.
- Woke up from a 2 day turkey coma and ended up in Miami. Someone bring me a Dolphins helmet i want to perform in costume.
- What’s everyone doing for #Thanksgiving? I’m headed to my 3rd cuzzin @justinbieber house. He’s cookin chitlins!
- Who watched The View this morning?
- Yo hung out with my man Eddie Murphy and Ben Stiller at Tower Heist premier. Check it out that movie is THE truth.
- Who here is on facebook? LIKE my page if you wanna get pregnant!
- Just broke up a fight between my fiancé Megan and Sade at the airport over ME! then Tyra Banks jumped in!!!
- Results are in: Harry Kissenger is my Daddy. Totally involved in water gate.
- Starring in new movie Rio, But been busy getting all the basketball wives pregnant – Jennifer’s having twins.
- Just found out me and Kurt Cobain are biological twinz and Liz Taylor is my Aunt
- At Yankee Stadium chillin with Harry Bellafonte
- For $15 I’ll induce your labor
- World Be Free. Oh Yeah, Evil Knievel’s my biological father.
- About to open a new franchise a chain of strip clubs for lonely women who luv fat guys plus we sell chicken
